Fuck It.

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One of my favorite goddamn movies.

(Source: cos30)

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GUESS WHO GOT SUSPENDED FROM WORK?

THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE.

For something i DIDNT EVEN DO.

Motherfucker.

Whatever.

I still get paid.

Btw, CHECK DAYS TOMORROW.

WHOOP WHOOOOP.

internetr0yalty asked: hiii sammmM you finnnnallllly made a tumblr !!! its KAT and yay asdfghjklkj

yeeeppp! lmao :D

Best job in the world :) (Taken with Instagram)

I actually had an entire family stop their car so they could stare at my ‘stache. If that’s not Swag, I don’t know what is. (Taken with Instagram)

I don’t always wear moustaches, but when I do, people stare at me like I’m a fucking moron. (Taken with Instagram)

I have a lot of names, but call me Sam.
Almost 18
Easily Distracted by Shiny Objects.
Trying to live. Mostly Failing.
Under Water, Under Paid, Under Appreciated, Underground.
Over Dramatic, Over worked, Over stressed,
Over and out.